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“Authoritarianism gets results!” screams government spokesman at SEA Games

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Manila, The Philippines – “Yes! Fuck yes! Việt Nam vô địch!” whooped an ecstatic Nguyen Bữa Tiệc after watching the Vietnamese footbal...
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Expat holding on to back of motorbike apparently thinks he has something to live for

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Tây Hồ, Hanoi – In a what can only be described as a startling display of hubris, expat Gary Leicester was today seen holding onto the...
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Study finds social media users in Vietnam more likely to comment on stories without reading

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Ba Đình, Hanoi – Researchers today revealed a staggering 82 percent of social media users in Vietnam will vent spleen into the ethersp...

Dog would rather be stolen and eaten than listen to vegan owner

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Tây Hồ, Hanoi – A local Labrador has today revealed he would rather be stolen, brutally hacked apart and callously marinated before be...

Heartsick in Hanoi: Vietnam’s Missed Connections

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For those unfamiliar with Missed Connections or Rush-hour Crush, The Durian brings you the very finest trashy human interest stories t...

Report: Pikachu used electric baton, it’s super effective!

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Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Wild spectators appeared today to cheer on what has been described by nerds and Weeaboos alike as the nation’s Poké...

Food scientists at The Pizza Company “violated laws of nature,” court finds

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Cầu Giấy, Hanoi – After standing accused of testing the absolute limits of what humans can be expected to consume, a team of food scie...

Nobody sure how Vietnam survived invention of the car

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Ba Đình, Hanoi – Experts of varying discipline gathered in the capital today to academically gasp in amazement at the continued surviv...

Train Street closed after failing to meet fatality quota for 117th year running

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Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Controversy ran amok in the capital last week, following authorities’ decision to close down the iconic tourist hot...
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Rat totally grossed out by backpackers at restaurant

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Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – A local rat has today been mortified to see a pack of dreadlocked bro-hemians scurrying about the place at a local ...
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Hanoi’s pollution not as toxic as online discussion of pollution

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Ba Đình, Hanoi – While the skyline of the Vietnamese capital has become a hazy mess of angry particulate matter farted directly out of...
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Hanoi-based ESL teacher outsmarts 97 percent of climate scientists

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Predictably, Tây Hồ, Hanoi – Following a few choice words from a 16-year-old Swedish girl on the topic of global warming, netizens of ...