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Showing posts with label Breaking. Show all posts

“Authoritarianism gets results!” screams government spokesman at SEA Games

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Manila, The Philippines – “Yes! Fuck yes! Việt Nam vô địch!” whooped an ecstatic Nguyen Bữa Tiệc after watching the Vietnamese footbal...
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Expat holding on to back of motorbike apparently thinks he has something to live for

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Tây Hồ, Hanoi – In a what can only be described as a startling display of hubris, expat Gary Leicester was today seen holding onto the...
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Study finds social media users in Vietnam more likely to comment on stories without reading

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Ba Đình, Hanoi – Researchers today revealed a staggering 82 percent of social media users in Vietnam will vent spleen into the ethersp...

Dog would rather be stolen and eaten than listen to vegan owner

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Tây Hồ, Hanoi – A local Labrador has today revealed he would rather be stolen, brutally hacked apart and callously marinated before be...

Heartsick in Hanoi: Vietnam’s Missed Connections

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For those unfamiliar with Missed Connections or Rush-hour Crush, The Durian brings you the very finest trashy human interest stories t...

Report: Pikachu used electric baton, it’s super effective!

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Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Wild spectators appeared today to cheer on what has been described by nerds and Weeaboos alike as the nation’s Poké...

Man cements place in Hell, buys car in Hanoi

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Ba Đình, Hanoi – Unaware that his actions would undeniably damn him to an eternity of torturous suffering in the darkest bowels of Hel...