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Tourist left walking around lake for days after date with local woman

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Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – An American man vacationing in Hanoi as part of a Southeast Asia backpacking trip was found unconscious at the edge...

VietFly passengers eagerly anticipating landing so battle royale can begin

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In this special dispatch filed from his cellular device, Geoffrey Hornswaggle brings you a report from an aircraft, shortly before des...

Cannibal guest chef, a mistake admits food festival organiser

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Tây Hồ, Hanoi – Smelting Pot Tiny Food Festival; a day usually reserved for cosy, middle-class expressions of late-stage capitalism ...

Revealed: bubble tea shops just a front for drugs

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Ba Đình, Hanoi – Bubble tea shops are everywhere you look in Hanoi, supposedly because teenagers love drinking neon coloured ‘liquid’ ...
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Local man unable to orgasm without pneumatic drilling in background

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Ba Đình, Hanoi – While most find Hanoi’s never-ending construction work as much fun as a sandpaper handjob for the ears, one local exp...

Team behind Clean-up Challenge actually just really good at Photoshop

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Đống Đa, Hanoi – Documents handed to The Durian have today uncovered the truth behind the recent Clean-up Challenge, a trend more vir...
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Ciputra residents mock flimsy barbed wire outside Tây Hồ housing complex

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Khu đô thị Ciputra, Hanoi – Noting that the razor-wire defence mounted by ambitious Tây Hồ urban developers was utterly usel...
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Delivery range of man’s favourite restaurant confirms God is dead

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Thanh Xuân, Hanoi – Throwing himself back onto his bed with an audible sigh of exasperation, 31-year-old Gareth Barnes today learned h...

Clueless Backpacker has no idea he’s bottom of foreigner food chain

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Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Touching down into Hanoi’s infamous Old Quarter and as oblivious as the day he was born nude and shrieking, an utte...
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Sentient Trump wig causing chaos in upscale hotel

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Nam Từ Liêm, Hanoi – While American President and all-round crotch-goblin, Donald Trump, may have left quite an impression following hi...

RUMBLED: Authorities shut down factory found to be making fake English Teachers

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Vinh City, Nghệ An Province – Police in Nghệ An have uncovered an operation producing counterfeit English teachers near the Laos border....

Tây Hồ bar to sacrifice and serve dog as peace offering

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Tây Hồ, Hanoi – The Hanoi bar at the heart of the ‘Dogshitgate’ controversy that erupted over the weekend is attempting to repair its ...
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