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Law-abiding motorist single greatest hazard on road

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Long Biên, Hanoi – Blissfully ignorant of the carnage caused around her, local woman Nguyen Quét Sạch today became the single largest th...

Hanoi unveils new “traffic-proof” ambulances

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Đống Đa, Hanoi – Hanoi paramedics proudly unveiled their latest life-saving innovation today at a press conference outside Đừng Chết H...

UN peacekeepers to be deployed to Vietnam’s Facebook groups

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Tây Hồ, Hanoi – Following years of entirely justified rage and unrest online, a coalition of group admins has requested the assistance...

Instagram influencer saddened that plight of ethnic minorities already photographed

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Loaf of bread awarded just VND200,000 after being groped in supermarket

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Thanh Xuân, Hanoi – Vietnam’s netizens were outraged today after a victim of sexual assault was awarded a meagre VND200,000 by a judge....
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Man's intestinal tapeworm disappointed by man’s unadventurous diet

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Hai Bà Trưng, Hanoi – Voicing concerns that his host, Terrence Mawson, was leading them both down a miserably familiar path regarding ...

Black teacher seriously considering whiting up for job interview

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Cầu Giấy, Hanoi – Growing ever more concerned that his BA in Linguistics, MA in Pedagogy, and PGCE teaching qualification may not give...
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British ambassador assures angry crowd L’s Place will stock HP sauce after Brexit

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Tây Hồ, Hanoi – “Are you going to let me speak or not you pasty savages?” These were the words of exasperated British Ambassador G...

Nation well-rested after long weekend queuing

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Ba Đình, Hanoi – Following a weekend away from the usual rat-race of their everyday lives, citizens of Vietnam are reportedly feelin...
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Nation’s air conditioners gearing up for seasonal work

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Ba Đình, Hanoi – With the early onsets of summer already scorching shadows onto the pavements of Hanoi in sweltering scenes reminisc...
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Local man’s ceasefire with giant spider broken following shoe attack

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Long Biên, Hanoi – Local man Pham Minh Duc sought refuge in a neighbour’s apartment last night after a carefully crafted ceasefire c...
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Former backpacker to be released back into the wild

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Đống Đa, Hanoi – After a brief stint as a foot soldier in the war against the mispronunciation of three-letter words, a former backp...
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