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VNPostal announce innovative new service that actually delivers mail

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Hai Bà Trưng, Hanoi – Speaking to the assembled press who’d gathered before VNPostal's Hanoi headquarters, CEO and founder Nguyen ...

Report: Fear of squat-drop toilet outweighs urge to shit

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Trúc Bạch, Hanoi – Citing his general lack of anal aim and poor choice of beige trousers, human flashcard holder and occasional speake...

Begpacker still thinks he’s cooler than friends back home

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Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Following days without a single donation to his self-proclaimed “Shoestring Super-Soul Tour of Love” a visibly maln...

Local gecko actually depraved pervert

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Long Biên, Hanoi – It has emerged today that the adorable little gecko critter who’s been shaking his cutie-booty all over local man, ...

Modern-day Moses parts sea of motorbikes

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Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – A group of Western tourists have today witnessed what they described as a “miracle” when a modern-day Moses strolle...

Vietnam to change spelling of bánh mì to báhn mì

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Ba Đình, Hanoi – In an effort to further expand international tourism arrivals and lure the coveted demographics of foodie bloggers, I...

Local man’s phone wallpaper just local man’s face

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Đống Đa, Hanoi – While interviewing local man, Mặty McMặt-Mặt about something trivial enough to be printed in Vietnam, a reporter for ...

EU-Vietnam Trade Deal fails to regulate imported backpackers

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Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – In what has been dubbed a historic trade deal between one of the largest trading blocs and a developing country, la...

Hot water announces hostile takeover of cold tap

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The entirety of Hanoi – Hot water has today announced it now has a controlling stake in all unrefrigerated fluids across the city, suc...

Roadside photoshoot causes 18-car pile-up on Kim Mã

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Ba Đình, Hanoi – A bronzed, muscular Adonis of a man has caused an 18-car pile-up on Kim Mã today after posing for an especially revea...
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MSG “fucking awesome” new study finds

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Hai Bà Trưng, Hanoi – Adding Monosodium Glutamate, better known as MSG, to your meals could increase the risk of demolishing the fuck o...

American tourist overestimates ability to do Asian squat

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Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – American tourist, Dirk Bellow, has today grossly overestimated his ability at participating in the coveted Asian sq...
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