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We don’t deserve Hanoi’s Weatherdude, sigh Hanoians

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Cầu Giấy, Hanoi – Noting that the sheer radiant brilliance and purity of Hanoi’s Weatherdude is simply too good to be longed for the V...

Local man’s attempt at 3-point turn absolutely heart-breaking

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Đống Đa, Hanoi – Onlookers were today forced to avert their eyes out of sheer pity as local man, later identified as Bị Mắc Kẹt, made an...

Determined traffic cop learns how to ask for bribes in 12 languages

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Ba Đình, Hanoi – Rarely does The Durian take pause from its unrelenting assault on privileged foreigners hell-bent on undermining the ...

Obama Bún Chả rolls out predator drone delivery service

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Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Flying in the face of Hanoi authority’s no-drone zones, the team of savvy, local restaurateurs behind the cult clas...

Unqualified ESL teachers complain about unqualified waiter

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Tây Hồ, Hanoi – Gathered at their weekly Tuesday “brunch ‘n’ bitch” a nubile gaggle of English teachers has today turned their forked to...

Hanoi Opera House to be replaced with huge grey box

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Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – A stunning example of French colonial architecture, cultural touchstone and site of major events in the history of ...

ESL recruiters gear up for hunting season as new school year looms

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Đống Đa, Hanoi – ‘Tis the season where white people batten down the hatches as the annual ESL equivalent of The Purge turns Vietnam’s...

Left-hand lane voted best place to turn right

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Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – The Ministry of Roadway Optimal National Safety (MORONS) today published findings from a recent survey that highlig...

VNPostal announce innovative new service that actually delivers mail

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Hai Bà Trưng, Hanoi – Speaking to the assembled press who’d gathered before VNPostal's Hanoi headquarters, CEO and founder Nguyen ...

Report: Fear of squat-drop toilet outweighs urge to shit

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Trúc Bạch, Hanoi – Citing his general lack of anal aim and poor choice of beige trousers, human flashcard holder and occasional speake...

Begpacker still thinks he’s cooler than friends back home

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Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Following days without a single donation to his self-proclaimed “Shoestring Super-Soul Tour of Love” a visibly maln...

Local gecko actually depraved pervert

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Long Biên, Hanoi – It has emerged today that the adorable little gecko critter who’s been shaking his cutie-booty all over local man, ...