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Hanoi-based ESL teacher outsmarts 97 percent of climate scientists

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Predictably, Tây Hồ, Hanoi – Following a few choice words from a 16-year-old Swedish girl on the topic of global warming, netizens of ...

‘Be’ marketing manager shocked to learn rape pre-dates hot pants

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Ba Đình, Hanoi – Following consultations with company lawyers and Google, marketing manager at home-grown ride-hailing service ‘Be,’ N...

Heart-warming: Young buffalo makes grandma breakfast after night of meth-fuelled vehicular crimes

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Long Biên, Hanoi – In scenes of uncharacteristic heart-tickling sweetness, ruffian, yobbo and committed Trẻ Trâu, Nguyen Kẻ Xấu return...
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House-cleaner clearly losing passion for job

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Cầu Giấy, Hanoi – Residents of an expat house share in Cầu Giấy have today expressed concern for the mental wellbeing of their house-c...
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Hanoi sharks reportedly migrating south to Saigon’s metro lines

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Quận 1, Saigon – Top ranking Vietnamese sources have today confirmed Saigon’s fury with Hanoi authorities for using up all of the good...

Tinder date gets hands on wrong kind of dong

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Ba Đình, Hanoi – Awaking with dim memories of rice wine induced carnal pleasures, 24-year-old Albert Strong was today paying the price...
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“No mercury in lightbulbs,” insists government official in hazmat suit

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Secret underground bunker, Hanoi – Addressing residents of the capital city through a pre-recorded message, a junior government offici...

“Nothing colonial about the way I live,” says Tây Hồ teacher

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Tây Hồ, Hanoi – As the nation reluctantly returns to the putrid swamp of gainful employment following Vietnam’s 74 th Independence Da...

We don’t deserve Hanoi’s Weatherdude, sigh Hanoians

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Cầu Giấy, Hanoi – Noting that the sheer radiant brilliance and purity of Hanoi’s Weatherdude is simply too good to be longed for the V...

Local man’s attempt at 3-point turn absolutely heart-breaking

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Đống Đa, Hanoi – Onlookers were today forced to avert their eyes out of sheer pity as local man, later identified as Bị Mắc Kẹt, made an...

Determined traffic cop learns how to ask for bribes in 12 languages

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Ba Đình, Hanoi – Rarely does The Durian take pause from its unrelenting assault on privileged foreigners hell-bent on undermining the ...

Obama Bún Chả rolls out predator drone delivery service

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Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Flying in the face of Hanoi authority’s no-drone zones, the team of savvy, local restaurateurs behind the cult clas...
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