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Expat holding on to back of motorbike apparently thinks he has something to live for

Tây Hồ, Hanoi – In a what can only be described as a startling display of hubris, expat Gary Leicester was today seen holding onto the...

The Durian December 02, 2019 1

Report: Pikachu used electric baton, it’s super effective!

Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Wild spectators appeared today to cheer on what has been described by nerds and Weeaboos alike as the nation’s Poké...

The Durian November 04, 2019 0

Road Watch

Nobody sure how Vietnam survived invention of the car

Ba Đình, Hanoi – Experts of varying discipline gathered in the capital today to academically gasp in amazement at the continued surviv...

The Durian October 21, 2019 0

Road Watch

Local man’s attempt at 3-point turn absolutely heart-breaking

Đống Đa, Hanoi – Onlookers were today forced to avert their eyes out of sheer pity as local man, later identified as Bị Mắc Kẹt, made an...

The Durian August 26, 2019 0

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Left-hand lane voted best place to turn right

Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – The Ministry of Roadway Optimal National Safety (MORONS) today published findings from a recent survey that highlig...

The Durian August 05, 2019 0

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Modern-day Moses parts sea of motorbikes

Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – A group of Western tourists have today witnessed what they described as a “miracle” when a modern-day Moses strolle...

The Durian July 15, 2019 0

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Roadside photoshoot causes 18-car pile-up on Kim Mã

Ba Đình, Hanoi – A bronzed, muscular Adonis of a man has caused an 18-car pile-up on Kim Mã today after posing for an especially revea...

The Durian June 26, 2019 2

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Law-abiding motorist single greatest hazard on road

Long Biên, Hanoi – Blissfully ignorant of the carnage caused around her, local woman Nguyen Quét Sạch today became the single largest th...

The Durian May 29, 2019 0

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Report: Parking attendants to move your bike

Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Vietnam’s parking attendants have today announced plans to move your bike. “Honestly, it doesn’t matter where...

The Durian April 17, 2019 0

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Highway at rush hour perfect place to teach child how to cycle, insists Grandfather

Tây Hồ, Hanoi – With a smile on his face and boundless love in his heart, Nguyen So Hiep beams with pride as he watches his gran...

The Durian February 19, 2019 0

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Bus Driver cranks up volume on EDM as journey enters thirteenth hour

Hà Đông, Hanoi – Hurtling towards Hanoi at some 140kmp/h, bus driver Le Tuan Trong determined that as his bone-rattling journey from Hue...

The Durian February 15, 2019 2

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Man laid dying on road sure glad to have audience watching him

Yên Phụ, Hanoi – Immediately following what will soon prove to be a fatal roadside collision on Yên Phụ this evening, an unknown local man...

The Durian December 01, 2018 0

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Dodgy translation blamed for Hanoi honking

Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi - In a breaking update to a previously-published report by The Durian ( ‘ Send not to know for whom the horn honks, for i...

The Durian December 01, 2018 0

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Send not to know for whom the horn honks, for it honks for you

Ba Đình, Hanoi - Advising Hanoians not to turn around to enquire as to who is honking their horn, nor try to ascertain whether or not the ...

The Durian December 01, 2018 0

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Expat holding on to back of motorbike apparently thinks he has something to live for

Report: Pikachu used electric baton, it’s super effective!

Nobody sure how Vietnam survived invention of the car

Local man’s attempt at 3-point turn absolutely heart-breaking

Left-hand lane voted best place to turn right

Modern-day Moses parts sea of motorbikes

Roadside photoshoot causes 18-car pile-up on Kim Mã

Law-abiding motorist single greatest hazard on road

Report: Parking attendants to move your bike

Highway at rush hour perfect place to teach child how to cycle, insists Grandfather

Bus Driver cranks up volume on EDM as journey enters thirteenth hour

Man laid dying on road sure glad to have audience watching him

Dodgy translation blamed for Hanoi honking

Send not to know for whom the horn honks, for it honks for you

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