Nation’s air conditioners gearing up for seasonal work
Ba Đình, Hanoi – With the early onsets of summer already scorching shadows onto the pavements of Hanoi in sweltering scenes reminisc...
The Durian
April 24, 2019
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Local man’s ceasefire with giant spider broken following shoe attack
Long Biên, Hanoi – Local man Pham Minh Duc sought refuge in a neighbour’s apartment last night after a carefully crafted ceasefire c...
The Durian
April 23, 2019
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Former backpacker to be released back into the wild
Đống Đa, Hanoi – After a brief stint as a foot soldier in the war against the mispronunciation of three-letter words, a former backp...
The Durian
April 22, 2019
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Report: Parking attendants to move your bike
Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Vietnam’s parking attendants have today announced plans to move your bike. “Honestly, it doesn’t matter where...
The Durian
April 17, 2019
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"I paid 10K more than the locals!" moans man earning $1,500p/m in job he's not qualified for
Tây Hồ, because where fucking else would this happen, Hanoi – Local wank-stain, resident ass-hat and all-round buffoon of an English...
The Durian
April 15, 2019
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“Actually, it’s pronounced ‘fuh’” says smartarse destined to die alone
Tây Hồ, Hanoi – A foreigner has once again stunned Hanoi with his worldly wisdom by dropping an earth-shattering truth-bomb on the uns...
The Durian
April 01, 2019
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Tourist left walking around lake for days after date with local woman
Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – An American man vacationing in Hanoi as part of a Southeast Asia backpacking trip was found unconscious at the edge...
The Durian
March 27, 2019
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VietFly passengers eagerly anticipating landing so battle royale can begin
In this special dispatch filed from his cellular device, Geoffrey Hornswaggle brings you a report from an aircraft, shortly before des...
The Durian
March 26, 2019
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Cannibal guest chef, a mistake admits food festival organiser
Tây Hồ, Hanoi – Smelting Pot Tiny Food Festival; a day usually reserved for cosy, middle-class expressions of late-stage capitalism ...
The Durian
March 25, 2019
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Revealed: bubble tea shops just a front for drugs
Ba Đình, Hanoi – Bubble tea shops are everywhere you look in Hanoi, supposedly because teenagers love drinking neon coloured ‘liquid’ ...
The Durian
March 20, 2019
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Local man unable to orgasm without pneumatic drilling in background
Ba Đình, Hanoi – While most find Hanoi’s never-ending construction work as much fun as a sandpaper handjob for the ears, one local exp...
The Durian
March 18, 2019
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Team behind Clean-up Challenge actually just really good at Photoshop
Đống Đa, Hanoi – Documents handed to The Durian have today uncovered the truth behind the recent Clean-up Challenge, a trend more vir...
The Durian
March 13, 2019
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