Tây Hồ, Hanoi - A
Hanoi-based English language centre has defended its decision to employ a teacher
who had the words ‘pussy monster’ tattooed on his face.
22-year-old
Bret Carter, from the United States, was initially concerned that his spur-of-the-moment
choice to permanently disfigure his face with ink would preclude any chance of
gainful employment overseas.
Fortunately
for Bret, his work studying for the 120-hour online TEFL course paid off, with
the English centre management declaring him “a superb candidate.”
“We
interviewed a number of English teachers for the position. However, Bret stood
out because of his excellent qualifications,” said Nguyen Thi Nguyen, head of
the establishment.
“Some
parents did question the meaning of the tattoo. We explained that this was a
traditional phrase of worship in Bret’s home province of Pennsylvania.”
Thanks to
his diligent studies with easyonlinetefl4u.com, the young English teacher now
earns more than 10 times the local average wage and can finally start paying
back his overdue rent.
The tattoo
session, administered by a friend, took place at a bar in Hanoi’s popular Tay
Ho district. Bret recalls the fateful moment with pride.
“We spent a
number of minutes discussing the best combination of words to tattoo on my
face. In the end, I felt the phrase ‘pussy monster’ best represented my
personality and ambitions,” Bret explains, clutching his crumpled TEFL
certificate.
“The only
downside is I have to cake my face in concealer when I Facetime my mother.”
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