Nation’s air conditioners gearing up for seasonal work
Ba Đình, Hanoi – With the early onsets of summer already scorching shadows onto the pavements of Hanoi in sweltering scenes reminisc...
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April 24, 2019
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Local man’s ceasefire with giant spider broken following shoe attack
Long Biên, Hanoi – Local man Pham Minh Duc sought refuge in a neighbour’s apartment last night after a carefully crafted ceasefire c...
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April 23, 2019
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Former backpacker to be released back into the wild
Đống Đa, Hanoi – After a brief stint as a foot soldier in the war against the mispronunciation of three-letter words, a former backp...
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April 22, 2019
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Report: Parking attendants to move your bike
Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Vietnam’s parking attendants have today announced plans to move your bike. “Honestly, it doesn’t matter where...
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April 17, 2019
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"I paid 10K more than the locals!" moans man earning $1,500p/m in job he's not qualified for
Tây Hồ, because where fucking else would this happen, Hanoi – Local wank-stain, resident ass-hat and all-round buffoon of an English...
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April 15, 2019
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“Actually, it’s pronounced ‘fuh’” says smartarse destined to die alone
Tây Hồ, Hanoi – A foreigner has once again stunned Hanoi with his worldly wisdom by dropping an earth-shattering truth-bomb on the uns...
The Durian
April 01, 2019
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