Trump and Kim seen fleeing the country as hostel bills mount
Nội Bài International Airport, Hanoi – It’s Fear and Loathing in Hanoi as a flustered Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un were seen charging ...
The Durian
February 28, 2019
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Beg-packer Trump selling US Declaration of Independence on streets of Hanoi to fund trip
Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – The Durian can confirm that rumours circulating on social media in the early hours of this morning are true. With sh...
The Durian
February 27, 2019
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Trump posts scathing review of Obama Bun Cha on TripAdvisor
Hoàn Kiếm, Ha Noi – Though President Donald J Trump was physically unable to fight in Vietnam some four decades ago, the POTUS has sin...
The Durian
February 26, 2019
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Kim discovers internet, becomes digital nomad
Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi - Just days into the much vaunted “Backpacking for Peace” tour of Southeast Asia a large, pretentious and horn-rimmed ...
The Durian
February 25, 2019
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Kim and Trump’s backpacking tour of Southeast Asia to begin in Hanoi
Nội Bài International Airport, Hanoi – Donald J. Trump and Kim Jong-un today began their backpacking tour of Southeast Asia, landing ...
The Durian
February 24, 2019
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Highway at rush hour perfect place to teach child how to cycle, insists Grandfather
Tây Hồ, Hanoi – With a smile on his face and boundless love in his heart, Nguyen So Hiep beams with pride as he watches his gran...
The Durian
February 19, 2019
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Woman misaligns chakras, vomits faeces
Tây Hồ, Hanoi - Local cretin and “educator,” Stacey Hopkinson, was hospitalised on Monday after a particularly strenuous holistic we...
The Durian
February 19, 2019
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Bus Driver cranks up volume on EDM as journey enters thirteenth hour
Hà Đông, Hanoi – Hurtling towards Hanoi at some 140kmp/h, bus driver Le Tuan Trong determined that as his bone-rattling journey from Hue...
The Durian
February 15, 2019
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Man cements place in Hell, buys car in Hanoi
Ba Đình, Hanoi – Unaware that his actions would undeniably damn him to an eternity of torturous suffering in the darkest bowels of Hel...
The Durian
February 13, 2019
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