Unqualified ESL teachers complain about unqualified waiter
Tây Hồ, Hanoi – Gathered at their weekly Tuesday “brunch ‘n’ bitch” a nubile gaggle of English teachers has today turned their forked to...
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August 14, 2019
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Hanoi Opera House to be replaced with huge grey box
Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – A stunning example of French colonial architecture, cultural touchstone and site of major events in the history of ...
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August 12, 2019
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ESL recruiters gear up for hunting season as new school year looms
Đống Đa, Hanoi – ‘Tis the season where white people batten down the hatches as the annual ESL equivalent of The Purge turns Vietnam’s...
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August 07, 2019
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Left-hand lane voted best place to turn right
Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – The Ministry of Roadway Optimal National Safety (MORONS) today published findings from a recent survey that highlig...
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August 05, 2019
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VNPostal announce innovative new service that actually delivers mail
Hai Bà Trưng, Hanoi – Speaking to the assembled press who’d gathered before VNPostal's Hanoi headquarters, CEO and founder Nguyen ...
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July 29, 2019
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Report: Fear of squat-drop toilet outweighs urge to shit
Trúc Bạch, Hanoi – Citing his general lack of anal aim and poor choice of beige trousers, human flashcard holder and occasional speake...
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July 24, 2019
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Begpacker still thinks he’s cooler than friends back home
Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Following days without a single donation to his self-proclaimed “Shoestring Super-Soul Tour of Love” a visibly maln...
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July 22, 2019
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Local gecko actually depraved pervert
Long Biên, Hanoi – It has emerged today that the adorable little gecko critter who’s been shaking his cutie-booty all over local man, ...
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July 17, 2019
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Modern-day Moses parts sea of motorbikes
Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – A group of Western tourists have today witnessed what they described as a “miracle” when a modern-day Moses strolle...
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July 15, 2019
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Vietnam to change spelling of bánh mì to báhn mì
Ba Đình, Hanoi – In an effort to further expand international tourism arrivals and lure the coveted demographics of foodie bloggers, I...
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July 10, 2019
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Local man’s phone wallpaper just local man’s face
Đống Đa, Hanoi – While interviewing local man, Mặty McMặt-Mặt about something trivial enough to be printed in Vietnam, a reporter for ...
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July 08, 2019
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EU-Vietnam Trade Deal fails to regulate imported backpackers
Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – In what has been dubbed a historic trade deal between one of the largest trading blocs and a developing country, la...
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July 03, 2019
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