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Loaf of bread awarded just VND200,000 after being groped in supermarket

Thanh Xuân, Hanoi – Vietnam’s netizens were outraged today after a victim of sexual assault was awarded a meagre VND200,000 by a judge....

The Durian May 13, 2019 1

Lifestyle

Man's intestinal tapeworm disappointed by man’s unadventurous diet

Hai Bà Trưng, Hanoi – Voicing concerns that his host, Terrence Mawson, was leading them both down a miserably familiar path regarding ...

The Durian May 08, 2019 0

Local News

Black teacher seriously considering whiting up for job interview

Cầu Giấy, Hanoi – Growing ever more concerned that his BA in Linguistics, MA in Pedagogy, and PGCE teaching qualification may not give...

The Durian May 07, 2019 2

Business

British ambassador assures angry crowd L’s Place will stock HP sauce after Brexit

Tây Hồ, Hanoi – “Are you going to let me speak or not you pasty savages?” These were the words of exasperated British Ambassador G...

The Durian May 06, 2019 0

Lifestyle

Nation well-rested after long weekend queuing

Ba Đình, Hanoi – Following a weekend away from the usual rat-race of their everyday lives, citizens of Vietnam are reportedly feelin...

The Durian May 01, 2019 1

Business

Nation’s air conditioners gearing up for seasonal work

Ba Đình, Hanoi – With the early onsets of summer already scorching shadows onto the pavements of Hanoi in sweltering scenes reminisc...

The Durian April 24, 2019 5

Local News

Local man’s ceasefire with giant spider broken following shoe attack

Long Biên, Hanoi – Local man Pham Minh Duc sought refuge in a neighbour’s apartment last night after a carefully crafted ceasefire c...

The Durian April 23, 2019 3

Business

Former backpacker to be released back into the wild

Đống Đa, Hanoi – After a brief stint as a foot soldier in the war against the mispronunciation of three-letter words, a former backp...

The Durian April 22, 2019 0

Road Watch

Report: Parking attendants to move your bike

Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Vietnam’s parking attendants have today announced plans to move your bike. “Honestly, it doesn’t matter where...

The Durian April 17, 2019 0

Local News

"I paid 10K more than the locals!" moans man earning $1,500p/m in job he's not qualified for

Tây Hồ, because where fucking else would this happen, Hanoi – Local wank-stain, resident ass-hat and all-round buffoon of an English...

The Durian April 15, 2019 0

Lifestyle

“Actually, it’s pronounced ‘fuh’” says smartarse destined to die alone

Tây Hồ, Hanoi – A foreigner has once again stunned Hanoi with his worldly wisdom by dropping an earth-shattering truth-bomb on the uns...

The Durian April 01, 2019 1

Local News

Tourist left walking around lake for days after date with local woman

Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – An American man vacationing in Hanoi as part of a Southeast Asia backpacking trip was found unconscious at the edge...

The Durian March 27, 2019 0

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Loaf of bread awarded just VND200,000 after being groped in supermarket

Man's intestinal tapeworm disappointed by man’s unadventurous diet

Black teacher seriously considering whiting up for job interview

British ambassador assures angry crowd L’s Place will stock HP sauce after Brexit

Nation well-rested after long weekend queuing

Nation’s air conditioners gearing up for seasonal work

Local man’s ceasefire with giant spider broken following shoe attack

Former backpacker to be released back into the wild

Report: Parking attendants to move your bike

"I paid 10K more than the locals!" moans man earning $1,500p/m in job he's not qualified for

“Actually, it’s pronounced ‘fuh’” says smartarse destined to die alone

Tourist left walking around lake for days after date with local woman

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