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May 14, 2019
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Loaf of bread awarded just VND200,000 after being groped in supermarket
Thanh Xuân, Hanoi – Vietnam’s netizens were outraged today after a victim of sexual assault was awarded a meagre VND200,000 by a judge....
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May 13, 2019
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Man's intestinal tapeworm disappointed by man’s unadventurous diet
Hai Bà Trưng, Hanoi – Voicing concerns that his host, Terrence Mawson, was leading them both down a miserably familiar path regarding ...
The Durian
May 08, 2019
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Black teacher seriously considering whiting up for job interview
Cầu Giấy, Hanoi – Growing ever more concerned that his BA in Linguistics, MA in Pedagogy, and PGCE teaching qualification may not give...
The Durian
May 07, 2019
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British ambassador assures angry crowd L’s Place will stock HP sauce after Brexit
Tây Hồ, Hanoi – “Are you going to let me speak or not you pasty savages?” These were the words of exasperated British Ambassador G...
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May 06, 2019
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Nation well-rested after long weekend queuing
Ba Đình, Hanoi – Following a weekend away from the usual rat-race of their everyday lives, citizens of Vietnam are reportedly feelin...
The Durian
May 01, 2019
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Nation’s air conditioners gearing up for seasonal work
Ba Đình, Hanoi – With the early onsets of summer already scorching shadows onto the pavements of Hanoi in sweltering scenes reminisc...
The Durian
April 24, 2019
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Local man’s ceasefire with giant spider broken following shoe attack
Long Biên, Hanoi – Local man Pham Minh Duc sought refuge in a neighbour’s apartment last night after a carefully crafted ceasefire c...
The Durian
April 23, 2019
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Former backpacker to be released back into the wild
Đống Đa, Hanoi – After a brief stint as a foot soldier in the war against the mispronunciation of three-letter words, a former backp...
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April 22, 2019
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Report: Parking attendants to move your bike
Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Vietnam’s parking attendants have today announced plans to move your bike. “Honestly, it doesn’t matter where...
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April 17, 2019
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"I paid 10K more than the locals!" moans man earning $1,500p/m in job he's not qualified for
Tây Hồ, because where fucking else would this happen, Hanoi – Local wank-stain, resident ass-hat and all-round buffoon of an English...
The Durian
April 15, 2019
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“Actually, it’s pronounced ‘fuh’” says smartarse destined to die alone
Tây Hồ, Hanoi – A foreigner has once again stunned Hanoi with his worldly wisdom by dropping an earth-shattering truth-bomb on the uns...
The Durian
April 01, 2019
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