Report: Fear of squat-drop toilet outweighs urge to shit
Trúc Bạch, Hanoi – Citing his general lack of anal aim and poor choice of beige trousers, human flashcard holder and occasional speake...
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July 24, 2019
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Begpacker still thinks he’s cooler than friends back home
Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – Following days without a single donation to his self-proclaimed “Shoestring Super-Soul Tour of Love” a visibly maln...
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July 22, 2019
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Local gecko actually depraved pervert
Long Biên, Hanoi – It has emerged today that the adorable little gecko critter who’s been shaking his cutie-booty all over local man, ...
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July 17, 2019
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Modern-day Moses parts sea of motorbikes
Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – A group of Western tourists have today witnessed what they described as a “miracle” when a modern-day Moses strolle...
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July 15, 2019
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Vietnam to change spelling of bánh mì to báhn mì
Ba Đình, Hanoi – In an effort to further expand international tourism arrivals and lure the coveted demographics of foodie bloggers, I...
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July 10, 2019
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Local man’s phone wallpaper just local man’s face
Đống Đa, Hanoi – While interviewing local man, Mặty McMặt-Mặt about something trivial enough to be printed in Vietnam, a reporter for ...
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July 08, 2019
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EU-Vietnam Trade Deal fails to regulate imported backpackers
Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – In what has been dubbed a historic trade deal between one of the largest trading blocs and a developing country, la...
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July 03, 2019
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Hot water announces hostile takeover of cold tap
The entirety of Hanoi – Hot water has today announced it now has a controlling stake in all unrefrigerated fluids across the city, suc...
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July 01, 2019
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Roadside photoshoot causes 18-car pile-up on Kim Mã
Ba Đình, Hanoi – A bronzed, muscular Adonis of a man has caused an 18-car pile-up on Kim Mã today after posing for an especially revea...
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June 26, 2019
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MSG “fucking awesome” new study finds
Hai Bà Trưng, Hanoi – Adding Monosodium Glutamate, better known as MSG, to your meals could increase the risk of demolishing the fuck o...
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June 24, 2019
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American tourist overestimates ability to do Asian squat
Hoàn Kiếm, Hanoi – American tourist, Dirk Bellow, has today grossly overestimated his ability at participating in the coveted Asian sq...
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June 19, 2019
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ESL teachers deported as Vietnam joins SE Asian nations sending trash back to West
Ba Đình, Hanoi – Vietnam has today joined neighbouring Southeast Asian nations in sending millions upon millions of tonnes of organic ...
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June 17, 2019
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